Pee Wee 11:36 Wed Feb 25
Songs for Palace and Chelsea
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With the focus of the media on us at the moment it is likely that our chants and songs over the next few weeks will come under scruntiny - so what lovely polite ditties can we come up with.
To the tune that the Man Utd 'Who's that lying on the runway' song used to be sung to, before we became a lovely polite bunch:
Who's that standing on th platform
Who's that standing in the rain
It's a black man and his mate
and they're being made to wait
Cos the Chelsea Scum have pushed them off the train
To the tune of The Hokey Cokey
You put Valencia in
Kev Nolan out
Have Downing, Kouyate and Sakho all about
You stop the Fucking Hoofing and strolling around
That's what it's all about
Fuck off you northern monkey
Fuck off you northern monkey
Fuck off you northern monkey
Knee bend arms stretch Fat Sam Out!
Let's all have a disco
Downing Noble Sakho
Val-en-cia
To the tune of 'running round Tottenham':
We love running round Tottenham with our willy's hanging out
We often get trouble with the songs we chant and shout
We upset Kev Kilbane
For saying Mong to Harry Kane
But at least we're happy when we have a black man on our Train.
Directed at Jose:
They think you're a cunt
They think you're a CUUNT
The refs are not biased
They just think you're a cunt
(c) Pea Hammer I think
Boom Boom Boom let me hear you say Sakho
SAKHO
He’s ours he’s here
His name’s a Spanish beer
San Miguel San Miguel
He’s great he’s cocky
He loves the girl from Rocky
ADRIAAAAN, ADRIAAAAN!
To the tune of the Banana Boat Song:
Sak-ho Sa-a-a kho
It’s The African Cup –
but he don’t wanna go home
Hey Mr Senegal poor Diafra’s Injured
But he’ll play for us,
He just don’t wanna go home
Sak- ho Sa-a-kho
Diafra Sakho made West Ham his Home!
BIG FAT SAM
WENT TO SPAIN
IN A FORD FIESTA
CAME BACK HOME
WITH ALEX SONG
FUCK OFF INIESTA!
Terry wherever you may be
Cunt of a man from a cunt family
Your mum a thief
Your dad's a bum
Hopefully soon you'll all meet Lampards mum
John Terry you're a cunt
Your mums a cunt and your dads a cunt
Your wife's a cunt
Your kids are cunts
The unborn baby that you killed's a cunt
Thanks for reading
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.`·.Pee Wee ♥
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Mr Polite
2:02 Wed Mar 4
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When the Russian goes to Prison you'll be fucked
When the Russian goes to Prison you'll be fucked
When the Russian goes to Prison
Russian goes to Prison
When the Russian goes to Prison you'll be fucked
Fuck off Sam Allardyce
Fuck Off Sam Allardyce
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sully - Sack the cunt
Sully Sully Sack the Cunt
He's only a poor fat old Brummie
He chews gum and shits on our past
He makes me feel sick
as he makes us play shit
Let's hope that his tenure* won't last.
*tenure is a much under used word in song
I may have had a lunchtime beer
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Pee Wee
5:17 Thu Feb 26
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Don't listen to him Mr P, he is a know nothing twonk and it wouldn't scan if you did that.
Coming over here, ruining our chants...
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Fortunes Hiding
1:55 Thu Feb 26
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Mr Polite 8:42 Wed Feb 25
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I think you need to lose the "of" in "off of " trains, I know the grammar police may pull you up, but it just sounds better.
Hth
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stoneman
1:51 Thu Feb 26
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Whatever you sing you will be nicked for.
Freedom of speech is dead in the football world.
Thanks Kevin Chilblains!
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terranceandphillip2
1:50 Thu Feb 26
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Chelsea Alternative Lifestyle Boys. John Terry You Are A Special Place On A Woman's Anatomy.
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Robwhu2
1:20 Thu Feb 26
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'In your liverpool slums'
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Mr Polite
11:56 Wed Feb 25
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To what tune?
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Robwhu2
9:12 Wed Feb 25
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You cry to the fa, with your tottenham mate
Our songs are just banter,and not full of hate
KILBANE YOURE A MONG,
Kilbane yourrreee a mong,,,,,,
That should wind the cunt up a bit more lol
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Mr Polite
8:42 Wed Feb 25
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Chelsea wherever you maybe
More racist than the BNP
With that cunt Terry
Who's got no brains
And fans that throw blacks off of trains
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young woody
7:12 Wed Feb 25
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superb work here
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Pee Wee
7:08 Wed Feb 25
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well yeah, obz
dur
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Allardyce Fan 1
6:12 Wed Feb 25
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Should us WHOers who want to sing these organise sitting in a block together? Would make a good atmosphere. A bit kinda like the Palace fans. But better ovz
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Stranded
6:08 Wed Feb 25
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Has Alan fucked your wife yet?
Has Alan fucked your wife yet?
La la la la, la la la la
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To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman
John Terry is a racist
And all of you lot too
It must really piss you off your club's owned by a jew
You won't let black men onto trains
You ought to be ashamed
But we all know you'd be West Ham if you'd any fucking brains
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Don't sit next to the fire or you'll melt
Don't sit next to the fire or you'll melt
Don't sit next to the fire, sit next to the fire
Don't sit next to the fire or you'll melt
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AKA ERNIE
5:56 Wed Feb 25
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Just sing about winning the world cup they fucking hate that.
Theyve not sold all their tkts yet either
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Mr Polite
5:10 Wed Feb 25
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It's thread like this make me realise just how much Pee Wee is missed on here.
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blazehammer
3:22 Wed Feb 25
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Lily Hammer 11:44 Wed Feb 25
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The Kronic
2:25 Wed Feb 25
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Terry wherever you may be
Cunt of a man from a cunt family
Your mum a thief
Your dad's a bum
Hopefully soon you'll all meet Lampards mum
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HAHA! I like that one.
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Davenport
2:15 Wed Feb 25
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To the tune of 'running round Tottenham':
We love running round Tottenham with our willy's hanging out
We often get trouble with the songs we chant and shout
We upset Kev Kilbane
For saying Mong to Harry Kane
But at least we're happy when we have a black man on our Train.
Like that
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NewtonsPartyBag
1:50 Wed Feb 25
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To the tune of The Hokey Cokey
I like this. I like this a lot.
You put Valencia in
Kev Nolan out
Have Downing, Kouyate and Sakho all about
You stop the Fucking Hoofing and strolling around
That's what it's all about
Fuck off you northern monkey
Fuck off you northern monkey
Fuck off you northern monkey
Knee bend arms stretch Fat Sam Out!
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dagenham-hammer
1:45 Wed Feb 25
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Andy carroll woah
Hes injured all the time
He likes to sniff a line
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ACIrons
1:44 Wed Feb 25
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Is this how the Palace Ultra's get their songs together? All very Glee.
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